Not My Job (Funny Construction Saying)

I turned to my writer friend and asked him to help write this description… He said “it’s not my job”. Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy